In his latest Vlog, Derek asked for an apology. Never one to let Derek down, here it is:

Derek,

You asked for an apology on your desk by 5pm. I didn’t know if that was five your time or five my time. Considering your selfish nature, I assume you meant 5 your time. Which is fine by me.

So, in order to keep things running as smoothly as possible on the show, here is my apology to you:

- I apologize that my sense of humor is so developed that you actually have to put a little thought into your jokes in order to make me laugh.
- I apologize that you were doing so poorly in your “weight off” that you had to extend things by a full month.
- I apologize that because I actually try to treat people kindly and appreciate our listeners that I have been the best thing to happen to Starkville’s House of El since Will.
- I apologize that people are walking around humming my songs but don’t work mole into every conversation.
- I apologize that I didn’t put you in your place sooner.
- I apologize that it has had to come to this
- I apologize that when all is said and done you will only be more of a shell of a man than you already are.
- I apologize that when the dust settles and the people of the world come from the places they’ve hidden to protect themselves from the fury of my wrath that I will be standing victoriously with you cowering in a corner never able to podcast again for fear of repeated emasculation. (Yes, it can happen.)

War is upon us sir. You have brought this on yourself, but it’s not too late. You can end this all with a simple “I’m sorry for being such a whiny little excuse for a man.” I await your apology.

Sincerely,

Steve


Oh...and Xander....be careful who you side with sir.

Oh no.

What have i started!!!!

You didn't start it Raj....Derek did.

All this negativity is starting to upset me.


Can't we all just get along?

No Crystal... No we can't.

I don't understand why not. Fighting is dumb. Unless there's jello involved.

Is there Jello?

I don't think that Derek's diet allows for Jello.

Yes there is jello. Now grab your shotgun and come on!

Ok Crystal and Adele head to your local comic book shops and pick up Civil War.. We must discuss the comic on our next episode of 3 chicks and Mic

I am a nerd and have already read it twice..But will reread for some freshness for the show.

Don't worry, I've read it about five times or so. It's my favorite Marvel Story Arc yet.

All I can say is - I am so glad I joined the forums or else I would have NO CLUE what was going on during the next SHoE!

Oh yeah, and this:

There's always room for jello!!

welcome to the threads marlo. I wish we could have met under better circumstances, but we'll get to know each other once the dust settles.

It's ok Raj, I love dust!